Simplicity.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

song of the day:
RUNNING AWAY - MIDNIGHT HOURS.
*chorus of AWOL AWOL*
btw, awol=absence without leave.
and it may result in DB.

wow, so many acronyms.
up my cool factor by 2points.
certified NS man alr.

and i went to the doctor alr.
rah, more medicine. and i poked a fat
blister. i miss using my flipphone.

okay, if all goes well. ill be back on FRIDAY.
CONTINUE TAGGING (even if you're my sister/uncle).
mwahahahah. bloghopping's fun.
my favourite pasttime.

AND TIME PASTSSSSS SO FREAKING QUICKLY.
seems like just YESTERDAY that i came back
and now im going BACK again. OMGZX.
i need a time stopping machine.
okay, actually a fast forward one.
fast forward to one year 2months ltr. (:

okay. im lame. tata.

♥ 2:43 PM

im feeeling FUCKING SICK now.
i keep shitting non-stop, diarrhoea?
omg, and i went to so many places today.

beach road, vivocity, parkway parade,
tanah merah safra and changi village.
like almost the whole of the east i swear.
ill just die if we had to venture anywhere further.
i think my family has been super nice to me lately.

my mum told me she couldnt recognise me yesterday
from the way i walked (must be the fat blisters on
my leg and i was limping all the way). she thinks
im manlier now. =.=" but it's okay.

i feel like puking and im shitting non-stop
(overshare). no, i do not want to attend B,
just that i feel damn sick. my life's so screwed.

dinner with the guys tmr! sean, kun jie and jin quan. (:
i think i eat way too much. now i think i've a phobia
of food. everytime i see food i feel like puking.
there's something wrong somewhere, jeng jeng jeng jenggzz..

AND OMG I NEED SUNBLOCK. SEE THE PICTURES BELOW.
IM SO BLACK. i need to brush my teeth more so people
can at least see me at night/morning or something.
i cant even recognise myself in the mirror.
im green, bald, black and weirdlooking.
like burnt martian sia.
(let's just blame it on fizah's camera. no it's not me. self denial)

one day, I (or my parents) am gonna buy myself
a camera. so i can camwhore in peace. with my friends.
and lack of hair. developing pictures makes me happy.
yi mei tan you owe me my thumbdrive. and i will
visit you and jialin soon! DISCOUNTSSSSS.
ill bring my whole platoon over. HAHAHA.
promote business. im such an awesomesaurus friend!

okay, need to sleep now. i hope i dont wake up at 0500
and do 5BX in the middle of my room.
EBERYBADYY WISH DAT AYE GET WELL SOON WHOREZZZZX.

i miss my family.
i miss my friends.
i miss my (happy past).
i miss my lifeee. (wah, like national day song).

i miss my hair.
i miss skin colour.
i miss my UNchipped tooth.
i miss EVERYBODY, EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE!

p.s: i swear i can work as a full time stalker.
okay, not stalker, private detective.
and pray for me that everything will be smooth sailing
and i can JUMP OVER BARBED WIRES. (and not get
stuck inside) (:

i miss my NAMELESS.
i miss my AWESOMESAURUS FOURSOMESAURUS.
i miss my NAIMAS.
i miss my BINATION.
i miss my KUZZEH WUZZEH BUZZEH.
i miss my CJDRAMA07.
i miss my PWCLIQUE/MOONCLIQUE.

im a sad boy now.

♥ 12:20 AM

Saturday, January 26, 2008

hellllllllllllloooo BITCHES, im back!!
2weeks of confinement DONE!
7weeks left to uhm, end of BMTC!
4days of attend B cos of flu and cough.

im glad i survived the TOUGH (well, to
ME i think it's tough cos im like super slack
please! PE just run a bit can die alr) training.
so hurray me.

activities were fun. didnt go IPPT.
omg, our bunk's aim was to get MIN SILVER.
omg, im so stressed. and ALL PASSES for SOC.
im sucha WUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS. i cant
even do SOC with rifle. swing trainer=bleeding
fingers and route march = big fat blisters.

well, THAT day i could do the fucking SOC.
and now i cant. wtf. i was so depressed like farrrkkk! ):
especially the low ramp. MARRRRIAAAAAA.

okay, nvm. stop grumbling about random stuffs.
SOOO, loooove my platoon cos the people are
just so nice and friendly to talk to!
got myself a BESTFRIEND (aminahpong) during
my attend B days, gossiping about BCF, me being
new urban malay etc. I MISS ATTEND B DAYS!

and bunkmates are alright. i've sean (yeow choon),
kun jie and jin quan who're the nicest ever!
and the ever so entertaining BENJAMIN!!
(you should see his kiwi impersonation. DOWWWWWWWWN).

then there's like cj people like alfred, sean, qi bin,
nice and funny people like kevin, junjie, zhi xuan
(jason, the pretty boy =.=" ). the funny person who
ALWAYS gets himself into trouble (JIAN WEN)
and the list goes on......

and im the only malay in my platoon, so i think
almost everyone in my platoon knows me?!

e.g
sergeant: muslim eaters fall out...
qazim: yes sergeant...

3days later...
sergeant: qazim, fall out...
*qazim stoning*
everyone: oei, qazim fall out lah. blablabla..

or scenario2.
*qazim does something wrongly*
personA: you can do it qazim!
person B-Z: yes qazim, go qazim! all the way.

so... i guess (almost) everyone should know me.
as the guy who cant do SOC and scared of
barbed wires. the keng one, the malay one,
the blur one and for all the wrong reasons.
hah. im so screwed up!!

i feel like puking and i love my company. (:
and the muslim food eeaters are funny too!
great company to have during breakfast,
lunch, dinner and nightsnack. and bitching
with council zul. thanks slut. HAH.

im damn black like chicken backside.
and i've a phobia of certain words.

1) down left.
2) DOWNNNNNNNNNN.
3) heads out.
4) platooon 4.. hurry up.
5) 1/2/3/4 more minutes.. (basically all numbers).
6) SOC

and the list goes on..
and there really is a someone that SCARES my
shit offf. ): hah. everyone keeps calling me his pet.
lol. omg,. im not funny anymore. market value drop alr.
must be NS, makes me not funny and so lame.

HOW LIKE THIS!!

okay, im tired. bye bitches.
and too many stories. CALL ME MY FRIENDS.
and im glad i made friends in the platoon!
still cant believe that i was so scared of making new friends.

2more days to book in day.. book in book in..

im so dark now i look like a freaking hotdog.
that's burnt. and wrapped in black paper.
and my head shape is so weird. ):

never knew what love was till i went inside..

♥ 1:20 AM

Friday, January 11, 2008

let us always remember that we are
now and always in the AWESOMEASAURUS
presence of.....

QAZIM!!!!!!!

since im going of to prison (NS) tmr,
i have decided to dedicate this WHOLE
entry to ME, ME and ME! (since i rock)
so that everyone can see MY face when they
miss ME. im sucha a narcissist. (:

SO PEOPLE, LET US REFLECT ON HOW
QAZIM HAS IMPACTED YOUR LIVESSS. (RIGTHTTT.)

okay, pictures of me with HAIR HAIR HAIR!

QAZIM THE CAMWHORE.

QAZIM THE ONE WITH THICKLIPS (NOT SAUSAGED)/PIMPLED FACE/NOT-SO-NICE-HAIR(NOT BOMB SHELTER).

QAZIM THE CJBOY (when the rest of his friends are in TPJC/MJC and his lame excuse on why he wanted to go CJ: experience bitchiness so that it'll be easier for working life. WOW. FAR SIGHTEDNESS..

QAZIM THE IBM ONE (international big mouth, literally).

QAZIM THE TEACHER'S PET! always by the teacher's side!

QAZIM THE FUNKY/PSYCHODELIC ONE.

QAZIM THE INNOCENT-CUTE-BOY

QAZIM THE SHY ONE.

QAZIM THE ERRRM.. PRETTY ONE! (i just like this pic).

QAZIM THE EVIL ONE (quite rare... ^@^ <--pig face. not halal!)

QAZIM THE UHM, ONE WHO CHANGES CLOTHES IN PUBLIC. HAHAHAH.

QAZIM THE EGEUS/OLDMAN. FULLL OF VEXATION COME IIIIIII!! BOSOM BOSOM!

QAZIM THE LOUD ONE.

QAZIM THE MACHO ONE! THANKYOUTHANKYOU.

QAZIM THE BLUR ONE.

QAZIM THE DESIRABLE ONE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. (be jealous yvette! you're at risk).

and LASTLY.. QAZIM THE DRAMA ONE.

oh, wait. there's ONE MORE. and that's..

QAZIM THE NS BOY (same face, no hair, chipped tooth, no camera, black framed specs). YES IM PREPARED FOR NS!. train to be a leader to fight for our lives...

YES PEOPLE. ILL BE GONE ON THE 11TH JAN 2008!
LET US ALL MISS ME COS ILL MISS YALLZZZ TOO MANYMANY.
whether you're nameless, bination, naimas, awesomesaurus foursomesaurus,
kuzzhwuzzehbuzzeh, classmates, drama people etcetc. ):
YES. MISS ME!

and yes, ill survive NS (

(sheesh cant believe i typed a whole entry on myself.
continue to tag even when im gone cos.. WHEN IM GONE,
THE PIECES OF MY HEART ARE MISSING YOUUUUUUU...
OH, and CALL ME, BEEP ME IF U WANNA BITCH WIMME. (: )

i WILL survive. yeah yeah.. ooo.
(continue to tag pls)

♥ 12:37 AM

sahirah and hilmi.

joezer. me. joanne.

MY GIFTSS

HILMI, JIA XIN, JOANNE, SAHIRAH and JOEZER.

thanks so much for the farewell today.

thanks JX for making your way all the way from NP

to vivocity! thanks JOEZER for spending time and

taking time off your daily life to have the farewell.

thanks for the SURPRISE and TWO CHEESECAKES

and one RAINBOW-thingy-ice-cream-that-makes-my-

heartmelt(LOVEDONE)-thingy!

thanks for just being there and making me feel appreciated

and telling me all sorts of NS stories and breastboobies

monster and getting raped etc. (HAHAH) and how to be

a cool mat/beng. thanks for playing dress up at daiso

and taking retarded pictures with joanne's camera

(HINTHINT, SEND ME SOON!).

thanks for playing the retardedly KINKAYYYE random

objects outside longjohnsilvers and embarassing ourselves

cos we dont know how to use it but the 4yearold kids know.

and for being who we are without caring what people

say about us. (:

ILOVE YOU GUYS! thanks for today.

and i think it's FATED we got to see ahemahemahem.

thanks JX for the supersweeet entry!

ill miss you many okay! stay happy and dont be

so stressed out with projects and all!

oh, so many calls and smses today (:

asri called just now but reception was BAD!

i hope he's fine. mwahahahah.

♥ 12:03 AM

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

blogger's being a pain in the ass. as usual.
met up with fatin at bedok reservoir and off
we went to TOA PAYOH to meet HIDAYAH and WANI.
after like GAZZILLLION years of not meeting them!
ate at FORK AND SPOON. sounds like some super glam
restaurant but it's actually a HALAL foodcourt.

omg, crispy noodles was NICE! not bad.
i think im a hungry boy! had to fetch shairah
from HDB HUB and i had to use my WEAK UMBRELLA.
i was trying to call her and the freaking wind
was blowing and my umbrella was flipped upwards.
or downwards whatever (the other way round)
AND IT WAS DAMN SPASTIC SHIT I SWEAR!!1

shairah saw me and she started laughing. LOL. ):
i had to transport them one by one to the other side.
damn funny, and ONCE again, my umbrella flipped
again, at the same exact spot. and this woman
was LAUGHING SO BLATANTLY i feel like slapping
her face and chop her up and feed it to uhm, !kung bushmen.

went to cj for awhile cos i asked them to accompany me.
visited the juniors, it was nice to see them..
BUT the atmosphere was so intimidating. i was
afraid if i stayed one more second later i would
be chased out. and oh, completed with the LIGHTING
also (i think there was a blackout. =.=")

natalie!! ill give you a card someday leh! SOMEDAY.
i dont know when, omg. im so sorry. after im bald,
i visit you again okay! HAHAHA. and the KRANNAH's
are still funny as usual and nice (i think cos
they want me to smuggle NS food. WMAHAHAH).
ALEX DIDNT COME. WAHLAOWEH!

left soon after cos i was too scared to stay.
town-ed and omg. went to BESTDENKI. that shairah
HAD to try the hair straightener and they salesperson
(who keeps stalking us, i think he thought we wanted
to steal refrigerators and washing machines)
so shairah got to straighten her hair for freee!
clever bitch!

so, we decided to camwhore with the best denki
cameras. omg, i WANT a canon ixus camera please
some nice kind soul. or the fucking cool gold
samsung camera (okay, gold and samsung dont sound
nice in the same sentence together in comparison
to fucking cool). the person was so bored i swear.
that's why he intro-ed and let us use the cameras!!

played some XBOX game. omg, HOW ADDICTIVE PLEASE.
shairah, you're such a loser! cos i won the game.
MANY MANY MANY TIMES. now we know why geeks get
high playing games! me and shairah ended up
shooting each other even though we were 5cem away
(in the game of course).

after ONE hour or so at best denki, went to far east again.
bought my cap and the shopkeeper flirted with me.
HAHAHAHAH. achievement of the year. shopkeeper=girl btw.
FATIN AND SHAIRAH WITNESSED IT. LOL.
who cares if she's ugly. LOL. wow. im very cute thanks.
omg, saw familiar faces in the train. =X

enjoyable day with most of the nameless
(minus alia, who's angry at me cos she got morning
shift to eat dinner with me, but im not free. =/ =/)
i feel so guilty now. i tend to make everyone so
angry these past few days. =/

oh, and noone tags my blog anymoreeee. omgggod.
viewership=ZERO! (minus shae) HAHAH.

BTW, THANKS ZACHARY LEE XIANG FOR YOUR

SUPER SWEET ENTRY THAT MADE ME CRIED TILL

MY EYEBALLZ FALL OUT AND WENT BACK IN AGAIN.

AWW, VERY SWEET MY THIRD GUY FRIEND.

ILL FORGIVE YOU FOR THE TIMES YOU GROPED

ME AND ALMOST ATTACKED ME WHEN YOU GOT DRUNK.

HAHAHAHAHAH. (:
http://mysproutingwings.blogspot.com/

oh, and visit THISSSS too. (:

UGLY TEETH. SEE THE GAP. OMG

nbf (nenek bodoh fatin)

krssssspy noodle wani and hidayah saleswoman

♥ 10:58 PM

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

today=TEMASEK DAY.

it was a surprise cos jialin was actually
EARLY. and we ALMOST couldnt get into the
school!!! thankgod with my AWESOME seduction
skills (plus jared oh's help), we managed to
enter the school with the excuse of "visiting
our teacher" when our main intention was...

TO EAT CANTEEN FOOOOOOOOOOOOD. (:

i think of all the schools i've been to,
(temasek pri, temasek sec, mi, cj), temasek
sec has the BEST canteeen food EVERRR.
why? cos it has A LOT of halal stalls which
doesnt sell WEIRD LOOKING BLACK CHICKEN at
PORN-DDOK PARADISE or even like a certain school
which has ONE officially halal stall (hello cj).

was quite disappointed when i came cos
most of the food was SOLD OUT. had to resort
to eating baked pasta and apple crumble!
the malay stall which sells nice rice was different.
i think the owner's different. and i just heard
that the SUPER NICE THURSDAY SHREDDED CHICKEN
NOODLE SHOP is not HALAL anymore!!!

THAT'S MAJOR SADNESSS. cos i LOVE the chicken
noodle there. and uhm, no chicken chop today?
or forever. omg, i miss temasek's food ):

and the best part was meeting LONG LOST JUNIORS!!
like those from NPCC. (: (: farhan, pei yun, sarah,
jaspal, corbin! lol. all those who were in sec1
when i was in sec4! now they're all in sec4!!
how fast time flies! saw sakeena also. (:

YAY, all recognise me. :D:D
FAJRINA, WHERE WERE YOU!! i cant find you cos
im not allowed to travel around!! LOL.

restricted to only canteen area.
and we saw MS WOON. (: who doesnt remember us.
actually she does, only the class we were from.
according to her, she remembers NUMBERS better
than names! 4U/4-6 (: POLLY POCKET. POLYESTER!
oooh, and we saw VERMA!! omg. i think she's so
funny luh. i think she's the ONLY teacher who
can tolerate MY nonsense.

like me telling her during history class that
we should have aircon in all classes or something.
okay, so we left soon after. and took a
ONE DOLLAR PLUS PLUS busride to PARKWAYPARADE.
so expensive i would rather walk!

went to parkway to slack and there was a black
out at topshop. omg eyecandy. (okay, i should
stop saying omg, eyecandy. im going NS. tsk!)
nice cheesecake and we sent yi mei to work!
GO STARBUCKS.

and i lied to someone that i was getting married.

HAHAHAH. cos i made a girl pregnant!

yay, liar of 2008. (: